Begging your pardon: Turkey gets reprieve

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Courtesy of Melanie Burney
Fred the turkey at his favorite location for mischief, near DHY Motorsports at the intersection of Caulfield Avenue and Clements Bridge Road.

Mayor Paul Medany announced in a Nov. 25 video on social media that he and council have pardoned Fred the turkey.

The bird has become a polarizing figure in Deptford whose favorite stomping ground is near DHY Motorsports, at the intersection of Caulfield Avenue and Clements Bridge Road.

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“One turkey known far and wide has conducted himself with notable drumstick dignity, waddled with civic pride and refrained from gobbling during civic hours,” Medany’s post said. “Fred has been formally accused of being too plump and suspiciously delicious.

“Whereas in the spirit of mercy, good humor and the belief that everyone deserves a second chance,” he continued, “especially someone with feathers and no concept of seasons … the mayor and council of Deptford Township by the powers vested in us by the people – and the general good vibes of late November – hereby issue this official proclamation.”

Fred has entertained some township residents and annoyed others, and has prompted news coverage from the Philadelphia Inquirer – which calls him Tom – and 6abc. Council decided in April to name Fred the township’s citizen of the month and residents have taken to social media to describe run-ins with the avian.

“The notorious Deptford bird by the curb, the pigeon full of sickness and a mean right hook – or talon – Tom the turkey, Fred, whatever your name is,” said resident Nate Belmar, “you have my respect. You run these streets.”

Despite Fred’s antics, the township has taken action to protect him: A turkey crossing sign at Caufield Avenue warns motorists when the bird might hinder traffic.

“It warns motorists to yield to the turkey,” noted resident Melanie Burney. “How cool is that?”

The sign has worked so far, though Fred did get hit by a car earlier this year. He made a full recovery.

“Fred is encouraged to live out his days peacefully,” said Medany, “to strut confidently and to remember this moment the next time it thinks about chasing down someone’s lawn decorations.”

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